Cats Quotes

November 3, 2008

A collection of cat quotes along with a collection of cat pictures to brighten up your day.

“If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
– Mark Twain –

“I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.”

– Jean Cocteau –

“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life – music and cats.”
– Albert Schweitzer –

“There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.”
– Tay Hohoff –

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. “
– Jeff Valdez –

“Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”
– Jim Davis –

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
– Joseph Wood Krutch

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.”
Abraham Lincoln

“Beware of people who dislike cats.”
– Irish Proverb –

“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”
– Colonial American Proverb –

“With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?”
– Fernand Mery –

“A meow massages the heart.”
– Stuart McMillan –

“People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
– Faith Resnick –

“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
– Ernest Menaul –
“One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.”
– Barbara Webster –

“I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.”
– Geoffrey Household –

“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”
– Cleveland Amory –

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
– Cynthia E. Varnado –

If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
– Nan Porter –

One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular.
– Helen Thomson

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
– Leo Dworken –

There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
– Wesley Bates –

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
– Paula Poundstone –

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
– English Proverb –

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.
A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
– Jules Verne –

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
– Pam Brown –

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